"Guess what, Mom?"

That question always makes me a little nervous as I know ANYTHING can be "up" so I was instantly on red alert, ready to grab the Lysol or carpet cleaner, until Jack announced,

"Everyone still has to call me 'Jack Tobin' except Claire.  She is the only one who can call me 'Jackie' because I'm going to marry her someday and I.  CAN'T.  WAIT!!!"

LMAO!  I guess he is over the fickle Miss Ellie.  Who would have thought The Boy would want to cut short his Christmas vacation in preschool because he misses his girlfriend?  Who thought he would HAVE a girlfriend in preschool???  Aaaah, young love, it's so sweet.  Until it's not.  Do boys like chocolate and Air Supply's Greatest Hits for broken hearts?