A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a very neat, very tidy, very organized castle. She was happy with her lovely palace but wanted someone to share it with her. So, she met and married a handsome young prince.

Eventually, the prince and princess added three members to the royal family and happiness abounded. Happiness and mess, that is. The castle got so messy that one day, the princess disappeared and left behind a wicked witch who nagged, yelled and threatened to throw things like Barbies and Legos and golf paraphernalia into the royal trash receptacle on a daily basis.

Darkness descended over the land. The royal family missed their happy princess and wanted her back.

Too bad there were no talking woodland creatures or whistling dwarves around to tell them that they could banish the witch and reunite with the princess if they would just PICK UP THEIR CRAP!!!

Then they would live happily ever after.