I Swear I Don't Prompt Him to Say This Stuff

Me, reading from "Oh Say! Can You See": Are there any historical monuments where you live?

Jack: Yes, The Liberty Bell.

Me: Well, bud, that's close to here but it's actually in Philadelphia.

Jack: I know. It counts because that is my true home, Mom.

Who am I to argue? He is one smart boy.

Dorkaware can kiss our Phillies-loving, Tastykake-eating butts.