Bonnie: Is it time to play our game?
Mommy: Yes, let's do it.
B: Okay, where are the things the pirate ship shits?
*crickets chirping*
M: Ummmm, what?
B: You know! The things the pirate ship SHITS!
Okay, what? I know I may have slipped a time or two while driving but if she picked up bad words from that, she'd be saying "idiot" or "moron" so I'm not taking the blame for this one.
The thing the pirate ship shiiiiiiii...OH!
M: The thing the pirate ship SHOOTS?
B, exasperated: That's what I said! Where is it?
Left unsaid but obvious from her tone: Moron.
1 comment:
BUWHAHAHAHA
THAT was my belly laugh for the day.
Thank you for that.
:D
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